Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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