Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is it penis luge time yet?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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