i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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