In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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