Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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