Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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