This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
