i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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