I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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