I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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