So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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