she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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