I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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