At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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