I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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