you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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