I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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