was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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