Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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