You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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