God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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