I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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