Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
