You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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