I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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