Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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