I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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