do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize