doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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