so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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