Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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