she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
This is my gift to your gina
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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