i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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