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If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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