We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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