I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Randomize