I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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