every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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