Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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