i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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