You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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