Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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