is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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