let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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