Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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