I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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