Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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