I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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