I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
