I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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