I don't think brook has ever known best
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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