I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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