I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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