I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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