Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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