it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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